Mampie

A Jamaican term for a lady unfortunately physically formed so that she is readily mistaken to be a small bad tempered man. Usually exhibiting a spectre of facial hair and "old man's" clothing

mampie: a derogatory term used to describe a fat person

Oversize Mampie - Hattie Jakes,
'Bubbles Devere' in Little Britain

by Champony February 6, 2009

Maped

When a person is mugged and then raped.

My friend and I were walking the strip when we heard some guy yell "Hey!" and we were afraid we were going to get maped.

by mister_freeze_23 January 18, 2009

Magpie Moment

A moment that the conversation dies because one of the people conversing is distracted by something bright and shiny.

Woman and man are talking. Woman asks the man a question and gets no response.

(lull) Man: oh, sorry; what were you saying?

Woman: What was that?

Man: Oh, I had a magpie moment!

by Simply Figs September 3, 2011

Mahie

A guy with a massive dick or girl with big tits

Mahie’s that are spelt this way are just chads throughout. A Mahee is just a nonce

“Mahie has a massive cock did you see it?”

by Massivecockmahie November 28, 2021

mapes

pimp. derived in the state of massachusetts.

Beats Lecters Ass!!
NO BITES!!

King Mapes (Mark), Lil Mape (Matt), DW (Chris)

by lil mape April 16, 2005

MAIER

THAT BITCH NEXT DOOR

HEY MAIER

by BOOTY CHEEKS December 1, 2016

maciecakes

myspace whore who rides a million whore trains, 5000+ friends whom she doesn't even talk to, and photoshops out her pepperoni acne. basically your average Myspace Whore .

Maciecakes: OMGGZZ IM SUCH A $C3N3 KIIIDD!!!11 I ride a thousand perfection trains even though the so-called "perfection" is all photoshop and i look like a pepperoni pizza in person!!!!!!!11
Normal Person: Stfu. Scene kid.

by ihatemaciecakes August 16, 2009