Someone who enjoys sticking their nose into people rectums and then proceeds to sniff hardcore. Also known as a rectum reader.
by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004
Get the miffler mug.adj. something that is sketchy, grimy, stupid, dirty, or fucking weird, usually pertaining to a hick, redneck, or someone with syphilis
noun An individual that is particularly miffilis, or a dumbass, sketchy, stoner from bumfuck nowhere west virginia
noun An individual that is particularly miffilis, or a dumbass, sketchy, stoner from bumfuck nowhere west virginia
by Rob Jim Abbot February 23, 2008
Get the miffilis mug.- I can't believe that teacher was arrested for smoking.
= didn't you hear, it was a miff stick.
- I always suspected it!
= didn't you hear, it was a miff stick.
- I always suspected it!
by Inkydinktwink May 25, 2010
Get the Miff stick mug.The miffon is a mythical creation similar to Griffons or Chimeras. It is a mutton muffin in the shape of a mitten. It provides warmth and sustenance and awesome.
It was so cold yesterday I had to wear miffons, but by the afternoon it was warm enough to enjoy them as a snack.
by Miffon Master December 7, 2010
Get the Miffon mug.When a group of friends join each otherin a miffing session, where activities such as drinking and partying are replaced with activities such as lying on the couch, eating and being lazy.
by Jessy Bev November 10, 2011
Get the Miff Out mug.Miffering, the act of being miffered
by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013
Get the miffering mug.It's like your friends mom is a milf, but she is not that hot. So you would fuck her just to annoy your friend. -Mother I'd Fuck To Annoy my Friend-
Variation: Mif (Mother I'd Fuck), a mother who is not that hot, but you'd fuck anyway.
Variation: Mif (Mother I'd Fuck), a mother who is not that hot, but you'd fuck anyway.
You: (Insert friend's name)'s mother is not really a milf, she's more like a miftaf
Friend: What do you mean?
You: She isn't that hot but I'd just fuck her to annoy (Insert friend's name)
Friend: What do you mean?
You: She isn't that hot but I'd just fuck her to annoy (Insert friend's name)
by RedIguana March 7, 2014
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