Urban masterbation

The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.

1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"

2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"

1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"

by originalname1234 September 19, 2012

Masterbaking

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

masturbating

somethign to do to pass the time

i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!

by wallis & futuna islands June 7, 2004

masterbation

simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker

i probably could not go a week without masterbation

by pothhead February 26, 2009

big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017

masterbatious

An individual who is so sexually attractive that one may be tempted to masterbate to thoughts of them.

Dude, that girl who sat in front of us in econ today was so masterbatious.

by PhrosTT January 17, 2006

chronic masterbation syndrome

when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.

Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome

by DementedWarrior September 8, 2011