1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"
2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"
1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"
2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"
1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"
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