douchbag martini bar

a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)
Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay

John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time

normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads
by meecrob69 March 11, 2006
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Blue Martini Bitches

The female audience on the dance floor that collectively share the same verbal phrases and visual characteristics. Phrases included but are not limited to “YAAASSS THIS IS MY SONG” or “OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SOOOONGG” once the song shortly plays long enough to become identifiable and coincidentally being the fifth song of theirs in the last half hour. These females are most identifiable with hot Cheetos stains on two fingers and wearing a dress at least 2 sizes smaller than their actual size.
When Angie loses her hearing on the dance floor because a group of Blue Martini bitches excitingly scream to a Bad Bunny song intro playing for the third time that night.
by Alcohol loves Angie January 27, 2022
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Upside-down martini

When the person on top during 69 halfway let’s poop out of their asshole and touches the nose of the other person and sucks it back into their anal cavity.
Man, last night I got with Jessica and she gave me an upside-down martini!
by JordanThrash February 06, 2022
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Sean Mackie Martini

A Sean Mackie Martini (AKA a pornstar martini) is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a combination of passion fruit, champagne, vanilla vodka, passion fruit liqueur and lime juice. This new name came into popularity when the pornstar Sean Mackie named pornstar martinis as his favourite evening beverage.
Friend: "Hey, can you whip me up a Sean Mackie Martini?"
Me: "Ah, I see you're going big tonight."
by Dr. Siv Melman October 16, 2020
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The Heroin Dirty Martini

When a guy injects heroin into his dick vein and gets an abscess at the injection site. Then, whilst receiving a blow job the abscess ruptured and drains in her mouth before he ejaculates.
“Did you just cum twice?”
“No baby, I just gave you The Heroin Dirty Martini”
by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 06, 2018
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The Heroin Dirty Martini

When a man injects herion into the vein in his his dick, and then gets an abscess on the injection site. Then, when he’s getting a blow job and the abscess ruptured and starts draining in her mouth right before he ejacultes in her mouth.
“Did you just cum twice?”
“No, I just gave you the heroin dirty martini
by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 06, 2018
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Pee Pee Martini

cock tail made with a dick, bacardi,ice, and a cumshot to the mouth
The Pee Pee Martini that hoe gave me stung like a bitch because she used straight rum
by Karnel August 25, 2007
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