m.i.l.f

a mother i like fucking mainly

person1: tbh your mom is a m.i.l.f
person2:wtf

by just_a_girl_from_ohio July 27, 2018

M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018

M.I.L.F

Mother
I’d
Like to
Fuck

Usually a more older woman, in her 30’s or 40’s who isn’t always a mother but just a hot babe that even younger guys wanna fuck her.

“Yo, Danny’s mom is a M.I.L.F!” Tyrone said to Xavier.

“Nah, the biggest M.I.L.F is Jeremy’s mom.” Xavier said.

by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

M.I.L.F.

Maclunkey I like to fuck.

Hey man, did you see Greedo's wife?
Yeah that hoe is a M.I.L.F. for real!

by MaclunkeyG June 12, 2023

l.m.r.y.f.t.i.c.a.o.y

Let me ride your face till I cum all over you

Yooo L.M.R.Y.F.T.I.C.A.O.Y tonight babe.
Ok anytime babygirl.

by Faceriderrrr November 24, 2018

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...

by YEET SIS October 20, 2020

L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M

Let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

Girl: (whispers in boy's ear ) {L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M.M} let me suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.
Boy: shit go right ahead.

by anonymous January 4, 2021