When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.
by ryan_anarchon August 06, 2008
by broselophus rex September 05, 2011
Tendinitis acquired from chopping wood.
by Ricardo Macho February 18, 2014
It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.
Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-
(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)
by Grant Hansen July 03, 2018
Person 1: Aye what you gonna give up for lent?
Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.
Person 1: Wtf is that?
Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.
Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.
Person 2: Im gonna do the lumberjack challenge.
Person 1: Wtf is that?
Person 2: I have to go the whole 40 days without jacking off.
Person 2: Damn best of luck to you.
by jigabojones March 08, 2014
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