London Bummer

Someone who has little or no connection with London and but yet constantly tirade about their family member or friend who lives in London. Mentioning it in every sentence as if its the coolest place on earth, and never failing to force a little fragment of the city into a conversation that has nothing to do with London. A common mistake made by people listening to a London Bummer is accidental belief (by the end of the conversation) that the London Bummer has in fact lived in London all their life and has gone from the streets of London, to running its Mayfair complex.

Clive: Sorry I didn't answer the phone, we where shopping in London. Did I tell you my mums got it made here now?

Englebert: Yes you have already bragged about that. Your becoming a right London Bummer.

by Dingbatanonymous. December 20, 2009

London

London is beautiful,a boss bitch, A caring person ,she is loyal in many ways, she has a big booty and she cute

Basically London is a whole {meal}

by Braceface.Lon May 2, 2018

Evan Longoria

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

by KimberFL April 25, 2009

London Kentucky

A small town in the Southeastern part of Kentucky, in Laurel County. The people who live in London are considered the countriest of the country (in Kentucky anyway), but that is not true. In fact, the natives here are more civilized than a lot of towns surrounding London, like Barbourville.

You might be familiar with the World Chicken Festival, which is located here in our town. People come from a lot of different states to witness the stupidity of the locals celebrating chicken. But we do take a pride in it so if you come to see the CockFest (not a gay pride rally, slang term for Chicken Festival) don't make fun of us, because we will take it seriously.

We live in London Kentucky where we go to either South or North Laurel and we go to the movies and smoke pot for fun!

by kydance09 September 9, 2006

london bridge

London Bridge was downed by fire. When someone makes your "London Bridge fall down", they are making you very hot. (sexual)

In the song by Fergie of the same name the music starts with fire sirens.

"How come everytime you come around my London Bridge wanna go down?" equates "How come everytime I see you I wanna get off?"

by James Cobalt July 28, 2006

lingo

word style
an individuals dictionary

I don't use smelly in my lingo.

by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003

london

The most schizophrenic, multicultural, cosmopolitan and straight-up brilliant city you'll ever visit.

'When a man is tired of London he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.' - Samuel Johnson, 1777.

by citizen e December 28, 2005