A proposed course of action that defies all logic, conventional or unconventional, and in the end only succeeds in infuriating those who listen to it
Dropping prices from $12 to $11.5 to counter a competitor's offering of $6 for the same product is such Bagwale logic
by TheBizStudent July 30, 2019
Get the Bagwale logicmug. Republican Logic:
1. The belief that everything is black and white
2. That taxes are "punishment"
3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries
4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"
5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.
6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating
7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.
8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't
1. The belief that everything is black and white
2. That taxes are "punishment"
3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries
4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"
5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.
6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating
7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.
8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't
Examples of Republican Logic:
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!
by Thinkforaliving June 18, 2010
Get the Republican Logicmug. Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)
Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.
by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014
Get the logical phallacymug. The un-logical decision, that eaither is a contridiction to the original decision or dosent make sense.
Women Logic
Wax eye-brows... Draw them back on.
Get a masters in philosophy, try to get a job in computer science.
Wax eye-brows... Draw them back on.
Get a masters in philosophy, try to get a job in computer science.
by bubusbus December 29, 2011
Get the Women Logicmug. 1)A myth made up by fox news and believed by the ignorant. See also: lies
2) An oxymoron, e.g. two words with opposite meanings
2) An oxymoron, e.g. two words with opposite meanings
by Obama'08 January 24, 2009
Get the republican logicmug. by piklachou September 9, 2021
Get the Prokopis logicmug. Pronunciation: did-ə-ˈbō-lē-ən ˈlä-jik
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW USA
Date: 2010
A particular mode of reasoning that results from smoking marijuana.
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW USA
Date: 2010
A particular mode of reasoning that results from smoking marijuana.
His decision to put on some music and have a beer, rather than to return to work, was a result of some solid didabolean logic.
by Growlvin January 22, 2010
Get the didabolean logicmug.