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pit lizard

Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.
Check out that pit lizard waiting for Junior to show up, she's busted as hell.
by MannyOrtez April 8, 2007
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lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.
Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!
by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017
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lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute
"Dude, check out those lizard tits."
by gijoeheadstomp April 6, 2009
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Lizard King

An alter ego of Doors lead singer Jim Morrison, to imitate a Native American shaman. Shamans identified strongly with an animal deity. Jim chose the lizard, which included the ability to shed his skin (leather pants, which he wore chronically). It may also be said he chose a Tyrannosaurus rex for "dinosaur fear" -- the theory that we have a genetic memory from the time when dinosaurs not only ruled the earth, but also snacked on our furry ancestors.

References to the "Lizard King" and his greeting have since appeared in pop culture and entertainment, such as role-playing and computer games, animated cartoons, comics and literature.
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
-- Jim Morrison, "Not To Touch the Earth"
by the migster April 26, 2006
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Fender Lizard

A chick that will do anything to get on the back of a guys motorcycle. (A bike whore)
The girl on the back of Gibson's bike is quite the fender lizard.
by mattgibson October 9, 2012
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Lizard Feet

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.
Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.
by Pussy burp October 19, 2020
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House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter
Boston’s being a house lizard tonight
by Rb1224 January 21, 2021
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