libarbarian

A savage of a librarian. Nose in the books but mind in the gutter.

Ron Swanson's ex-wife Tammy 2 is a libarbarian.

by morg.111 May 13, 2018

library teacher

The worst type of teacher in the whole entire world.
They also are old.
They give you baby work to

My library teacher gave us pre-primary work

by Jeffboblikemilk December 5, 2018

libarista

A librarian or library aide who is also tasked with making and serving coffee in a public school setting. They run the school library and the library cafe'/coffee bar.

Wow, that libarista makes a mean espresso AND knows the Dewey Decimal System!

by AJ Queen B April 12, 2022

Library Camping

A library camper is always keen to be in the library. They leave their laptop to save their seat and they’ll rush to get there and be slow to leave. People Overly Love Learning And Reading During their library session and those people are library campers.

P1: What are doing today? P2: Oh I’m going to the library. P1: Of course you are, you love library camping !

by Fishy24601 September 8, 2022

truckers library

An Adult Book Store .

Valentines Day is near, I got to make a stop at the Truckers Library to get my Wife a latex battery operated valentine.

by SKIVVY 9 January 25, 2018

dewey the library cat

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023