look before you leap

When taking a dump, ensuring that there is sufficient toilet paper available before commencing the evacuation.
Dave didn't look before you leap, causing some embarassment.
by Baz3 January 28, 2008
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simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!
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Like a "leap jump to super fuck"; A tricky sexual move where the man lays on his back, stationary with an engorged penis. while the woman leaps at him and lands squarely over his hips and simultaneously inserts his penis into her vagina.
We've both like it hard, but we've tried everything else. I'm going to give him a reverse leap jump to super fuck tonight.
by Quacthulhu March 15, 2011
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leap year dick syndrome

The condition by which one experiences significant penile enhancement and unexpected erectial direction on a quadrennial basis. Typically experienced on the 29th of February commonly referred to as the "leap year."
Carol: "John was so big last night."

Jen: "Is this a leap year??"

Carol: "Oh my god, maybe it was leap year dick syndrome!"
by lyds sufferer August 02, 2011
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A famous quote said by Neil Armstrong when he set foot on the moon
During his flight to the moon in an Apollo 11 rocket, Neil Armstrong stated, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”
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leap kermit

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.
by wolfe4321234 February 20, 2010
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TALKING VOUCH LEAP

When you take a VOUCH FOR IT a CSSH OUT voucher that is a TALKING VOUCH and go to another machine right away or in VOUCHER SPACE.
Well if you look at this last TALKING VOUCH which reads FREE BIRD it will be in VOUCHER SPACE till a TALKING VOUCH LEAP is performed.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 24, 2021
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