Any one of a hybrid species of indigestible poisons found in the eastern United States. It typically has the appearance of a half-eaten feces sample encased in regurgitated meatloaf. Although it may appear to be horrid, ugly, violent, and sluggishly stupid, looks in this case are not deceiving in the least. A lorch was last spotted in the United States, where it reportedly tried to defecate upon a rose petal and subsequently fainted of rectal hemmhoraging.
A lorch, upon seeing its reflection in a pond, may suddenly lose its petals and morph into acidic yeast mold.
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1. a person who has usually made it to their 3rd or 4th year of school and is the most out of control wildest person you know
2. Someone who has acheived a high social status through partying and random acts of greatness
1. a person who has usually made it to their 3rd or 4th year of school and is the most out of control wildest person you know
2. Someone who has acheived a high social status through partying and random acts of greatness
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Get the LOLSHTICBA mug.A person who is mostly being beaten with a douchebag over the head and gets branded on the head saying Doushebag.
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Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night
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Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night
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