ku klux klan

A group of dirty cheap fucking rascist white bastards. They also love to fuck horses.

Jimbo a member, of the ku klux klan, fucked Gary the horse.

by rondew July 26, 2005

kelan

kelan is a nice/cool person. also he can be weird and misleading at some points. get to know him and he will always make you laugh. he is not muscular but has a big heart. he has stunning blue eyes and is awesome to be around sometimes.

dude 1: "hey do you want to go out?"
girl 1: "nah i got me a kelan!"
dude 1:"Damn, i wish i was a kelan!"

by awesomeperson1989 February 8, 2018

ku klux klan

complete wankers who deserve a good ass woopin for their unmoral actions.

fuckin batty chode holes

by barnaby brown December 9, 2003

ku klux klan

A bunch of morons running around with rags on their heads and bodies, claiming to be "Christians" while blatantly violating the 7th Commandment: "Thou shalt not kill." Notice it did not say, "Thou shalt not kill anyone except Black people, Asians, homosexuals, etc." But, no, they probably didn't notice that, being that they are also generally VERY uneducated. Also have some strange, obscure reason for hating Catholics. Also known as the KKK or the White Knights.

"The KKK had a rally in Jasper, TX."

Good God! Who let the crackers loose?

by Hallie Corson June 29, 2005

ku klux klan

A group who believe white supremicy is the next step in evolution and believe it is gods will for white dormancy. they strike terror by burning a cross that symbolizes the light of Jesus. They're idea of a perfect human is white, heterosexual and Christian. They think they're doing humanity a favor by eradicating what they hate probably because they hate themselves but are to stuck up to see it.They're just giving the rest of us white people a bad name.

White KKK:we are gods will.
Ethnic:so gods will is to kill as many "non perfect Christians". have you read the 10 commandments.
KKK:don't worship a false idol!
Ethnic:don't kill.
i hate the ku klux klan

by werdanny whos only 13 August 7, 2007

Ku Klux Klan

A white supremacist organization based upon the belief system of the Protestant religion to enforce the laws of the white Protestant church.

Robert: Man, The Ku Klux Klan sure done a great job at killing those niggers.

George: They deserve medals.

by Klarence Kalvin King May 13, 2005

Kalan

A person who thinks that their name will never be on Urban Dictionary, but is grossly mistaken...

"Man, that guy is such a Kalan... he doesn't think his name is on Urban Dictionary, but it really is!"

by TheMysteryFriend April 1, 2009