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Kernelingus

The act of eating out your lover while enjoying corn (either on or off the cob)
I had to stop performing Kernelingus so I could clean out my teeth.
by ChrisB133 March 28, 2015
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kennel cough

The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.
Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too?
Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.
by my name is blahblahblah March 19, 2010
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Kerrel

Kerrel is the most unique guy you can meet, he worries more about others than himself and will always look out for friends and family. You’ll never find anyone like a kerrel, they will make you feel comfortable and treat you like you are family. Dating a kerrel is the most amazing experience ever they are very loyal and will always take care of you and look out for you, Putting you before anyone else. However they are very protective of their friends and will not tolerate someone hurting their friends.
by Follower of bidenman July 5, 2021
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Kernersville

A city that nobody has ever heard of, unless you live there or near there. Has some of the most beautifullest and biggest houses, and the beat-down crappy houses. Kernersville Middle school absolutely SUCKS, but everybody knows everyone in it. Coolest places; Skateworld, Movie theater, 4th of July Park, and Wal-Mart. Alot of people diss Kernersville, its not that much of a small town if you actually lived there. If your white, ALOT of the Mexicans will call you "that white kid". Unless you actually live in Kernersville don't talk shit about it?! No, we don't live in some huge city, its where we live... Half of the people who live in Kernersville wish they lived somewhere else, but when they actually sit down and think about it, they would never leave because they know pretty much all of the town. Kernersville isn't the smallest, because the population is defniatly not 500. Never go anywhere at 5-6 (everbodys getting of work around than). Some of the people actually LIKE country music, but were not a bunch of Hillbillys, and we listen to other stuff. So everybody thats talking crap about Kernersville..... STFU & SMH
white kid Wal-mart Kernersville
by Stargirlzgail July 1, 2011
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Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
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Kennel Club

A "Kennel Club" is a ring of people into bestiality with domestic animals; in particular dogs.
That weird pervert is a member of a Kennel Club.
by DaftDog July 7, 2014
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Kornelius

Kornelius is a good person, he is not easy to love people, but if he loves someone he will not let go, the person is funny, and easy to talk to, if you have friends or something more called Cornelius you are very lucky
Wow what a person
Im kornelius
by Butet September 27, 2018
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