Emma Kömmerling

A beautiful, sexy and intelligent young woman who’s fighting the down side of life like a champ. She’s very crazy and loves to spend time with other people. She has a one of a kind personality that lights up the day of many. For some reason many people are jealous of her and send her hate. But if you are You’ll be lucky to be friends with her

“Omg look that’s Emma. Emma Kömmerling. She’s so nice

by Unicornbitch216 October 10, 2018

Half Kosher

When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.

Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?

Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.

by mrperson123 February 14, 2020

get some kosek

obtaining major amounts of knowledge in a small amount of time. may be overwhelming or confusing at first. your brain may explode. possibly may want to wack yourself in the head with a literature textbook.

person A: Bro i'm so screwed i didn't study for my test at all
person B: oh man you better get some kosek

by foththegoth November 16, 2018

Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.

Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!

by mrperson123 January 22, 2020

kosher deli

A jewish person. (Generally used as an insult.)

Ok kosher deli your going down!

by cuhdusmeed October 5, 2007

Kosher

Adjective
1. Worthy of acceptance
2. Something is chill
3. Something is blessed

1. Dude, he’s kosher, let him in.
2. Nah bro, her and I are kosher right now.
3. My life is so kosher right now. I just got $100 for a survey.

by Jaded Joker December 16, 2017

giveafu*kometer

A device for measurement of exactly to what degree one gives a fu*k (or not!) about any particular activity/comment/person etc.

Oh, you are the 4 Square Mayor of JFK Executive Lounge? That really doesn't register on my giveafu*kometer.

by HoweD July 15, 2010