koala bear

a very beautiful woman. who loves to cuddle.

someone so beautiful that everyone likes her.

damn that bitch is a "koala bear"

by dsarrs January 12, 2009

koala punch

When you are really frustrated at work, and feel like punching a small animal (especially a koala).

John was so frustrated when he got home from work, he koala punched his girlfriend's shitzu.

by FrustratedAtWork February 4, 2009

stinky koala

Genitals infected with chlamydia. Wild koalas are known to be riddled with this disease.

"bro, how'd it go with that shawty you were sucking face with last night?"
"dude, not good, her WAP was a stinky koala"
"bro"

by opalessence March 4, 2023

koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

tickle the koala

Putting a lot of effort into a useless task.

Don't tickle the koala by trying to convince Bob to do this.

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

Trust Koala

A form of koalaing a person by running up from behind them and yelling, 'Trust Koala!' before jumping up and koalaing them.

For the 8th time that day, Nicole snuck up to Trust Koala Chloe.

by Speedy45 November 22, 2011