Jehovah Jumped

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

by The Metal Cowboy October 11, 2008

jumped

To get hijacked by one person or a group of people.

Last night I got jumped by a rapist.

by Rockdog February 29, 2004

Juked

To be avoided via instant messaging, on Facebook, by a friend who is clearly logged in.

My friend was logged into our socail network and when I sent her a message she paused then logged off. WTF I got Juked!

by codluv December 28, 2010

Jumped the fridge

A combination of Jump the shark and Nuke the fridge for the most epic of failures.

That Nintendo conference at E3 really jumped the fridge.

by Flaming Idiot August 11, 2008

sex jumped

when one is on top of the other while passionately hooking up

if one person is on their hands and knees, and the other is below them lying down, that is getting sex jumped

by pinkeylover375 March 27, 2010

the brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

UMMMMMMMM

the brown fox jumped over the lazy doggo qowksxjdncbhjdwijehbgfcheuicfbhnbfhdefb idk

by Diamond Girl 10 July 23, 2020

jumped out the window

when you sneak out of a house that’s not your own. (you don’t necessarily have to jump out of a window)

sarah: “we were chilling and then hailey gets a call and jumped out the window”
gracie: “wait she snuck out of your house??”
sarah: “yeah i’m so pissed at her!!”

by mommydearest11 August 16, 2021