Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.
Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
by byrdfl3w September 24, 2016
Get the Joyced mug.Centre figure of the joycism mythology. Born amidst salt and smoke it is believed to have died and resurected a million times, for what is dead may never die but rises again stronger. After having walked the path of life, love and disspair many times, Joyce searches for a soulmate to walk along it one more time.
Oh my sweet summer Joyce, what do you know about Joyce? Joyce is for the Joyce, when the Joyce fall a sevety-three and a half joyce deep. Fear is for the long Joyce, when Joyce hides for years and Joyce is born and lives and dies, all in darkness. That is the time for Joyce, my little Joyce, when the white Joyce moves through the woods. Thousands of years ago there came a Joyce that lasted a generation. Joyce froze to death in its castle, same as Joyce its hut. And Joyce smothered its babies rather than see them starve, and wept and felt the tears freeze its cheeks. So is this the sort of story you like, Joyce?
James Joyce, My story
James Joyce, My story
by Joyce2 February 10, 2017
Get the Joyce mug.Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.
Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
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As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."
As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."
"So what happened after Trevor took Damaris to Burton Joyce?"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"
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Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”
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