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Jizzbuds

The white apple earbuds that people wear. They come out of the ear and look like jizz on the ear like in the movie There's Something About Mary.
Dude remove your jizzbuds, I'm talking to you!
by Sass McCrea-Z June 14, 2025
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Jizzbanger

A deliberately irritating, person whose only job is to get in your way. When driving to work, or waiting in line, they are there to totally slow you down and serve no other purpose. Like NPc’s in a game.
This traffic/doctors office/coffee shop line, is full of jizzbangers.
by Piggysmacks1 June 27, 2025
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Jizzbanger

A deliberately irritating, person whose only job is to get in your way. When driving to work, or waiting in line, they are there to totally slow you down and serve no other purpose. Like NPc’s in a game.
This traffic/doctors office/coffee shop line, is full of jizzbangers.
by Piggysmacks1 June 27, 2025
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Human Jizzball

1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.

From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"

MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015
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kasa jizo

the best uber in the hit game The Battle Cats as well as the best anti black and angel unit.
person 1:hey how do i beat gestalt decay
person 2:wow yoy suck use kasa jizo
by crackedcolumn April 4, 2022
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dirty jizzbucket

A filthy whore that let’s anyone Jizz all over them by the loads an rubs it all over .
PHIL and JAIME go down to the Chinese massage parlor every weekend and get the full back room service including the dirty Jizzbucket , they are disgusting asf
by D. J July 20, 2023
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Freestyle jizzbug

When you masterbate so vigorously, the skin below the head of the penis rips apart and falls onto the floor in the shape of a ladybug.
My girl freestyle jizzbugged me last night! I've never been in so much pain
by Mr.suckadick May 16, 2025
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