Internet Monet

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.

I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!

by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010

Internet

A place where kids go and never grow up.

Little johny has been on the Internet for 7 years now, he's 17 and acts like a 10 year old.

by noobkiller55 September 6, 2012

Internet Sheep

1. Someone who mindessly follows, believes and emulates anything and everything what he sees, reads on the internet media without checking the source of information.

2. Someone who for the name of fame/recognition does stupid vines and videos. A waste of flesh and brain cells.

3. Anyone who blindly follows and joins big argues and hates toward something or someone without critical analysis by just following the subjective opinion of creator author

This page is full of internet sheeps. They are all fooled by an author with wrong info

by UzbekCurly June 11, 2020

Internet Disciple

Someone from the suburbs who listens to rap music (typically the drill genre) that is so fanned out that they take on the gang beefs of the artists they listen to, dissing the opposing gang members and acting gangster on the internet. Stemming from the beefs between the street gangs known as the “Black Disciples” and the “Gangster Disciples”, internet disciples will take it on themselves to try to insult and provoke fans of, and even the gang members themselves, on the side opposite of the one they’ve chosen.

Guy 1: Man I can’t believe 22Gz got arrested, I hope they free him he one of my favorite artists

Internet Disciple: YO FUCK 22GZ AND FUCK HIS DEAD HOMIES TOO, FREE THAT BOY SO HE CAN CATCH A HEADSHOT FROM SHEFF G, WOO GANG FOR LIFE

Guy 1: Man who do you know out there? Y’all internet disciples are goofy as hell, go clean your room Timmy before your mom gets home

by Jam Tha Man January 11, 2022

internet best friend

An internet best friend is some one you can trust in life even though you havent sern them in person.To some people it's all they have you could be talking to them all day every day. Then you met them its even better but then once they leave its back to talking to them every day on a device, but then agian on the other hand you might not ever get to see them because of a family member saying its fake but follow your dreams and go see your bestfriend :)

Im Going To See My Internet Best Friend Today!!! I Cant Wait!!!!!!😭❤

by ♡Ayeeeeeeee♡ December 17, 2017

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

by v1cious October 6, 2004

Internet

A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

by The Minus January 17, 2005