infatuated

infatuated is just a posh wosh for being " head over heels", "crazy over someone" or basically " whipped "

" she cheated on alex but he's back with her because he's clearly infatuated"

by mindurbusinesshoe May 12, 2019

Ingabatiroe

The first line of Playboi Carti’s solo in EARFQUAKE by Tyler, the Creator

Ingabatiroe, dongifutbownun, lingmawfutmahlow...

by AndrewKosmic June 10, 2019

ingjate

The feeling of feeling like you feel like feeling feelingsthat feels like you are feeling.

I'm feeling ingjate

by I'am_not_good_at_math April 25, 2021

indated

The opposite of outdated
When something is too advanced

Employee: Hi, welcome to Apple! How may i help you?
Person: My phone seems to be indated and apps aren't compatible

by L.D Moore July 31, 2021

Incatacitated

When you have been incapacitated by a cat deciding to sit, lie or snuggle next to you.

Sorry I can't make breakfast, I'm incatacitated

by Rausages September 23, 2023

Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.

Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."

by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011

Bufnita-s pula in gat

Bufnita-s pula in gat (Owl my dick your throat) is a romanian swear that isn't really used that often. It was first used by a boys grandpa, when he wanted to hear more stories, and then he told him the "story"

Sti povestea cu bufnita?(Do you know the story with the owl?)
Nu o stiu, mi-o spui?( No I don't, what is it?)
Bufnita-s pula in gat!

by uwu yes March 2, 2022