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One Direction Yeast Infection

When a Directioner claims to want the D of one of the members of 1D, mainly used to insult directioners. (Not to be confused with One Direction Infection )
Bob: Oh my god Cathy, looks like you have a bad case of the One Direction Yeast Infection
Cathy: Shut up!
by Alice Damsmann February 15, 2014
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Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.
Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.
by JupiterCries December 23, 2016
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Dick Infection

(N)- A really annoying person who usually irks the living shit out of you. They make you itch.
Kyle: "Dude, when are you getting on Xbox again"

Chris: "Bro, quit being a Dick Infection, I only use my Xbox to watch Netflix"
by Olijah April 25, 2014
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One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....
Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection
by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018
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direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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pubic displays of infection

the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.
pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...
by skitofit May 23, 2011
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dependency injection

A braindead way to say "passing arguments." Spooky arguments at a distance.
You are a Java program invoked via dependency injection.

You wake up, and your muscles and bones are shoved into place just before you move. You go to wash your hair but it fails to materialize and the universe ends.
by kraaaal November 21, 2018
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