Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"

by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023

Ikea flip

The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.

"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.

by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019

IKEA

The Swedish church, and the best meatballs in the whole world

And I hate to break it to ya, but those words aren’t Swedish, you know the names on the furniture in IKEA, yeah, those words are not real. Sorry.

Well where do you wanna eat then?

No you decide

“Other food places” “more other food places”

No not any of those

WELL YOU CANT SAY NO TO IKEA MEATBALLS

you are right! I love you!

(See? IKEA makes the impossible possible!)

by Ligmafighter69420 October 3, 2019

Ikea

A demon store that is impossible to leave

I'm going to die in ikea

by Ikea furniture September 19, 2020

Ikea Syndrome

Exhaustion and desire to sit down due to prolonged browsing in retail spaces and exhibitions.

Let's leave soon, I'm starting to get Ikea Syndrome.

by Wizard of Woz May 20, 2023

ikea

where brave souls venture never to return, will give you free L-wrenches. taze anyone who says they are going.

man: im going to ikea
wife: NO! DONT
man: I must, please remember me

by shreggs September 16, 2019

IKEA

IKEA - Sweden Furniture company. Zhan Yeskendir - most popular cupboard from catalog.

- Did u see my IKEA cupboard?
- No way! That's Zhan Yeskendir shit!

by d.amangeldy November 22, 2021