Golden Hummer

When recieving a blowjob you tell your significant other that you are about to cum, but instead you pee in her mouth. While pissing in her mouth the male must scream, "Thy golden hummer!." The female must sing, "The One," by Shania Twain
"Yea i gave my girl the Golden Hummer last night, she was guzzling my wee-wee juice."
by eph0889420 July 11, 2008
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Summer Hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls in the summer.
Once spring ended I got a summer hummer.
by Magictown September 01, 2018
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Hanukkah Hummer

Hanukkah Hummer - A "hummer" or blowjob given on the evening of Hanukkah. If you're lucky you'll get a Hanukkah Hummer every night for eight days!!!
Mordechai: Hey Moischel, what did you get for Hanukkah tonight?
Moischel: A Hanukkah Hummer of course!
by Unix Lord December 16, 2006
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hummer with foil

A specific form of fellatio in which aluminum foil is cupped around the testicles. As fellatio is performed, the giver "hums" (melody optional) such that the high frequency of the sound waves causes the foil to vibrate, creating a stimulating sensation.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Totally. She really should be giving me a hummer with foil right now.
by chempunx October 14, 2007
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Hummer Salute

Showing your appreciation for the destruction of a Hummer and their owner's excesses by showing them your favorite finger.
"Get your Hummer Salute ready, we are going to drive past a Hummer"
by fastandweird October 02, 2008
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Hummer girl

Girl employed to do nothing other than give you a hummer
"when i win the lottery, i am getting a hummer girl"
by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005
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Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.
Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.
by Watch me rip this shit. February 14, 2011
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