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Rubbing your pants pocket against a scanner that reads security cards in order not to waste time taking the card out of your pocket.

He's wall humping to get into the office after hours.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

one sided dry humping

An act of foreplay or a signal to initiate intercourse wherein one party initiates the act while the other just kinda lays there.

"Dude, I tried to pick up some chicks at Da Club last night, but I didn't get any secs."

"Bro, don't tell me you started one sided dry humping."

See also My Ex-Girlfriend and Douchebags At Nightclubs.

by Emay October 14, 2013

dry humping

The action of humping by two people while being fully clothed, or having underwear or even just sheets. Basically clothed sex......





And by the way, if you think that you have done this and lost your virginity then your wrong.
See getting nothing.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, she's not hot enough to have REAL sex with."
Tommy: "Looks like you're going to have to dry hump her."

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

platonic humping

platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.

My Aunt and her brother, my Uncle, made the entire room a bit uncomfortable when they began gyrating in the dance room. I had to explain to many outside the family that their dance required such platonic humping for effect.

by GsGood March 14, 2013

shum humping vooch

bangin' the deuce till it looks like a tired dog's mouth

Being called a shum humping vooch was the greatest compliment Burnsy ever received.

by berto LaV October 11, 2006

Dry Humping

a. Pretending to have sex with someone with clothes on
b. Some thing you may do with ur bed when you are really in the mood

a. Me and my boyfriend dry hump all the time because im not ready to go full action
b. Last night i dry humped my bed to avoid wetness

by Disque September 13, 2005

Clam Humping

When two women rub their genitals together typically in a humping motion.

Wow did you just see that clam humping lesbian

by Jdeenukes February 4, 2009