Hubert Chan

An azn Counter-Strike, Star Craft etc. player.

All your bases are belong to me.

by Dark Shadow November 2, 2004

Humbertico

A fast ass mofo that runs fast as fuck. He has no problem telling belen they blow at every sport cuz he know they soft. He got pride in columbus and is part of one of the best teams in the nation. He also sleeps in mostly every class and is failing chemistry

-girl #1- Damn look at that kid run, hes sexy as fuhh. -girl #2- Yeah it must be humbertico

by straitoffdaraft December 15, 2010

Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017

Humberto

A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks

This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery

also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad

by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019

hubberd

someonewho is a mother but also is crap at being the mothering type

hey there is my hubberd

by shaggy April 15, 2005

Hubert

He is a snake who doesn’t get enough of his loved ones he usually takes jokes to seriously it gets out of hand after Hubert is someone you can’t trust

Ben: is that Hubert

Khaleel: that kid Is such a nerd I heard he can’t take a joke

by Jeffery was great January 23, 2020

hibbertrous

A term to describe a very near death experience.

"I was eating a banana the other day and had a hibbertrous moment when I started to choke"

by Jason Hibbert June 29, 2008