Shoe-horning

The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.

I needed to go more than balls deep in this slammin' hottie... So I ended up shoe-horning her.

by Mozzz January 11, 2014

Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.

"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."

by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014

Horning

Horning - verb. The act of using a Shofar (ram's horn) to wake up, surprise, or spook an otherwise unsuspecting victim. Popularized in a viral video uploaded to the web in January 2013.

"We tried Horning Kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us."

"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."

by Dreamy_Dave January 16, 2013

Bone Hurting Juice

CBD Oil, usually in Vape Juice form.

Hey man my muscles are aching, can you hit me up with some of that bone hurting juice?

by pearlharborboi November 20, 2017

horsing

To horse, to give a horsing to is to ram with force your little man into the desired girl.

That girls well fit id love to horse her
Dirty b***ch she needs a good horsing

by the ultimate horse April 20, 2009

Hooting Devices

Occasionally useful code among men for a womans breasts.

"Did you see the Hooting Devices on Marcy?

"See them? Theyre already in the Spank Bank"

by Eli Karatchik May 21, 2010

Hosting a parade

Taking 7-12 capsules of Kratom, preferably supernova from the smoke shop on middlebelt and ann arbor trail

We are hosting a parade at 7.

by The sickiest guy alive February 9, 2015