hortology

that aspect of botany that treats of gardening.

He is a gardener and so he is supposed to have at least a smattering of hortology.

by uttam maharjan October 10, 2010

Norty Horti

The term "Norty horti" derives from two abbrevieated and somewhat altered words due to modern slang/shorthand: the first word (Norty) being "Naughty" and the second (horti) being "Horticulture" put simply... naughty horticulture is to cultivate (grow) an illegal plant (most likely marajuana)

he got nicked, i hear he was involved in a bit of norty horti!

by danofthepleasedwimmen January 11, 2008

Hortense

A Fat ugly bitch that lives in france

Man Im so glad that french slut doesnt live in our country anymore.

I know, Hortense was so anoyying.

by Sogladshesgone November 14, 2010

Horticulture

The attempt at improving the culture of a lady of the evening.

You can lead a horse to water, but you cn't lead a whore to culture.

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

hortense

18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.

That hortense emailed me!

Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.

by Chester Choda March 27, 2003

Hortense Vagino

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Hortobagyi

big pimpin'

foshizzle, they be all hortobagyi n' gravy - know what i'm saying?

by g0d March 20, 2003