horizontal kickboxing 

Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?

horizontal kickboxing by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

horizontal hierarchy

The order of digits in a number or the order of letters in a word or the order of characteristics in a classification table.

The horizontal hierarchy of our number system places the ten's column to the left and adjacent to the one's column.

horizontal hierarchy by Patrick Eberhart May 28, 2006

horizontal patty melt 

it's when you order fish sandwich from McDonald's with extra tarter sauce then you go home put it between your mattress and have sex with it until you cum then eat it afterwards

Hey Brad I tried the horizontal patty melt last night it was great

horizontal patty melt by Detestedanimal July 18, 2017

horizontal hooters 

The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).

Holy shit, look at the horizontal hooters on that girl! She needs to lose some weight.

horizontal hooters by bg7 May 12, 2008

Horizontal Hooray 

a variant to the sexual position the butterfly in which the man stands and penetrates the woman laying on her back, usually on a bed, while the man wears a party hat and the woman screams "HOORAY".

After John's promotion at work, Mary decided they should celebrate with a little horizontal hooray.

Horizontal Hooray by Johnnypants December 22, 2009

horizontal safety dance

The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.

I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.

horizontal safety dance by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011

Horizontal Hip Hop 

Music that has a lower BPM generally 85 - 115 that is designed to be listened to while having sex. Often made with female singers or just instrumentals, ironically without actual rap most of the time.

Lovage has an album titled "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" , Portishead, Massive Attack's album "Mezzanine", much of UNKLE or DJ Shadow's brilliant debut entroducing, for that matter Bjork's "Debut".

"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"

Horizontal Hip Hop by DJJ23 June 11, 2016