it's when you order fish sandwich from McDonald's with extra tarter sauce then you go home put it between your mattress and have sex with it until you cum then eat it afterwards
HeyBrad I tried the horizontal patty melt last night it was great
The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).
a variant to the sexual position the butterfly in which the man stands and penetrates the woman laying on her back, usually on a bed, while the man wears a party hat and the woman screams "HOORAY".
After John's promotion at work, Mary decided they should celebrate with a little horizontal hooray.
Music that has a lower BPM generally 85 - 115 that is designed to be listened to while having sex. Often made with female singers or just instrumentals, ironically without actual rap most of the time.
Lovage has an album titled "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" , Portishead, Massive Attack's album "Mezzanine", much of UNKLE or DJ Shadow's brilliant debut entroducing, for that matter Bjork's "Debut".
"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"