honkery

Acting in such a manner as to perpetuate white (honkey) stereotypes in society such as shopping at the Gap, wearing socks with sandals, fathers using baby bjorns etc.

Her: Let's go to Ikea and find some throw pillows for the new chaise!

Me: Our Sundays are so full of honkery.

by crickkills May 18, 2011

Hoskeratti

A group of New Zealand right-wing pundits who are paid to complain on every media channel via thinly disguised "opinion" pieces.

Named after their spiritual leader Mike Hoskings, an antipodean Sean Hannity.

I see the Hoskeratti are all about climate change denial this week.

by Reginald McWangermax September 24, 2019

Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground

Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021

HookerHooves

Hookers and Prostitutes walk a lot and I mean a lot and they don't always have the most comfortable shoes and often times they have high heels or FUCKME PUMPS with several inch heels but even if not AND they have a more comfortAble shoes often they walk so much that their feet are often times blistered, cracked and it's not a pretty sight and it almost looks like a horse hoof or some kind of animal hoof that just been overworked and definitely not pampered and that's what you call HookerHooves or #HookerHooves. In addition a lot of prostitutes don't take care of their body and even if they don't walk that much their feet are often times still HookerHooves because they walk just enough and they don't take care of their body and they're doing drugs so their body is just depleted and ran down so either way they're in HookerVilleUSA with HookerHooves and they should take some of that money and go get a pedicure instead of buying drugs.

Damn that Prostitute Escort gal Jillian Jones sure does have some HookerHooves!! Her feet are jacked up!! Cracked up!! And they surely need to be made UP!!

by VannaSweets April 16, 2021

15 Hookers and Peanut Butter

Having a gangbang with 15 hookers while being covered in peanut butter

Lawrence: Is it bad to like having 15 Hookers and Peanut Butter
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang

by Whythisword September 5, 2019

Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020

two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"

Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!

by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011