Helpativity

The act of helping someone

Good samaritans always practice helpativity.

by GDDPHD April 23, 2017

Herpadick

Brady Blackburn

Aka faggot that lives in lewistown Mt.
Anyone who touches him gets herpadick
Herpadick is when your penis gets a nasty bubbly rash around the tip and swells like a bitch, and his ex girlfriend is a prime example of what it does to females.

Person one: you should get that cut off!

Brady: Fuck no I like when people can't forget about me! They'll never forget my herpadick!!!!

by Ganja420Man September 12, 2017

Heptalogy

A series comprised of seven distinct works.

A heptalogy has seven works. An example of this is Harry Potter which is one of the most famous heptalogies.

by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018

hempairment

the state of being confused due to cannabis use

"He was laughing at the word 'salt' so I looked at the time and it was 4:40. Total hempairment!"

by Rob O. Yoyo May 29, 2018

Hepatitis GF

(Hepatitis Goat Fucker) A rare but highly contagious form of hepatitis that is only believed in by dumbasses who think Heptatitis Goat Fucker is a real disease (Named after a patient zero who fucks goats), spread by word of mouth to other goat fuckers.

I thought she has herpes, but turns out she has Hepatitis GF instead. Thank god I dodged that bullet!

by legly lad April 1, 2019

Hepatitis T

An extention of the hepatitis series brought to you by Aids™. It includes symptoms such as an increase in tolerance regarding dead baby jokes and as well as a delayed fade of hair highlights.

My doctor diagnosed me with Hepatitis T yesterday. nO i dO nOt giVe a fUck kAren

by I love your pasta too January 13, 2020

hepatic portal vein

blood from the capillaries in the villi in the small intestine converge in the hepatic portal vein. it then transports the blood to the liver and then to the rest of the body

imagine using the urban dictionary to revise hepatic portal vein

by wtf i'm bored is already taken September 17, 2020