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gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.
During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.
by Coco Sean July 6, 2018
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Too hot to handle

Me: How do I look??
Friend: Too hot to handle girl. You’re gorgeous.
by Lumirella March 1, 2019
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Witch handle

When you slide your middle finger between a butt crack upwards and grab someone's sacrum.
Did you see that dude out there on the dance floor totally witch handle that girl?
by tHE MiNi wHEaT December 3, 2016
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The Oh Shit! Handle

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.
Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>
by Certamon May 5, 2009
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fuck handle

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.
I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.
by J.F. February 12, 2003
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fly off the handle

To become angry or enraged.
by Socko August 10, 2004
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Oh Shit Handle

The handle on the passenger side of the roof, which is grabbed by the passenger when they are afraid due to the drivers driving
John: My brothers driving was so scray last night - I had to grab hold of the oh shit handle
by HALBUD May 10, 2009
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