Hansen

When the penis whispers to the hand and says, "its ok to go in thier, she won't mind." And the hand listens and surcomes to the urge of fingering that lucky girl.

The girl will enjoy it when the hansen takes over. Hansen cock ass.

by Fanga April 4, 2008

kurt hansen

he's so fucking awesome

random chick: yo kurt hansen's hot
me: dude wtf man

by girllover102 March 4, 2022

Lloyd Hansen

The #1 unhinged stache daddy

Lila: "I'm so excited for The Gray Man to come out"
Amelia: "Me too! Chris Evans as Lloyd Hansen does something to me"
Lila: "It's definitely the mustache"

by isabelle222 May 13, 2022

Hanosexual

An equal combination of Homosexual and Pansexual.

The attraction to the same sex, though open minded in relationships with the opposite sex.

"I though Anthony was Homosexual, but he's with Kay?"
"No, he's Hanosexual. He's Gay, but he'll date a female"

by Kayanthony January 15, 2009

Hansel

(verb) To Eat ice cream (preferably chocolate) and watch romantic comedies, soap operas, talk shows, or any other show of the sort, While being depressed and thinking of how nobody likes you.

Hey dude i pulled a Hansel yesterday because my guitar was stolen by a ninja disguised as a lawn gnome.

by Hansel Duarte December 2, 2007

Handsex

Placing two people's hands together squeezing repeatedly while yelling or saying "hand sex"

"lets have handsex"
"okay!"
"handsex handsex handsex"

by Kagen Mere February 28, 2009

hansen

A group who went down hill due to the main singers balls dropping..

hansen? who the fuck were they?

by flat6 July 12, 2006