Hala

A beautiful girl that doesn't know she's beautiful, but is so incredibly dumb that you will have thoughts about suicide while talking to her, but she has a kind heart and an amazing smile.

"hala, does your brain work? how are u so beautiful but so dumb?"

by Phiphiharris March 17, 2022

halal gap

Muslim colloquialism referring to the physical distance maintained between a (presumably) pious individual and members of the opposite sex. A similar concept among some Christians is that of "leaving room for the Holy Ghost." Also similar to the idea of "social distancing," albeit without a medical rationale.

As the rest of his classmates, most of them women, filtered into the lecture hall, Amir placed a textbook on the seats on either side of him to ensure that the halal gap was maintained.

by SherbertWest July 20, 2022

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary

Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.

by Andrastegb February 23, 2015

haami

Haami meaning barbarian gladiator is never defeated in battle

Haami is a sick lad

by Haami November 28, 2017

halala

Exprime la lassitude d'une manière gentille.
Vise aussi à calmer une déception.

Halala... Tu as encore casser un verre !

- Il n'y aura pas de fête cette année.
- Halala, ce n'est pas grave

by Marbonmb July 10, 2020

haladit

We say that someone is "haladit" when his stomach is empty and he is still able to fight with someone.

Also we say that when he is cooler than he was a long time ago

Daniela: ai mâncat ultimul mic, te-ai haladit!

Adrian: yes, now mind your fucking business.

by Nicki but not Minaj November 11, 2020

halal meat

Meat that comes from inhumanely killed animals in accordance with Islam. The process involves a single cut to the animals throat and as result the animal is left to bleed to death. Hygenic methods for preparing and keeping raw meat seem to be abandoned in most cases as the animal is blessed prior to slaughter and therefore appears to make it immune to any contamination. The Farm Animal Welfare Council (FAWC), which advises the government on how to avoid cruelty to livestock, called for Halal meat to be banned in 2003 because the way it is produced causes severe suffering to animals. This plea to bring an end to a cruel and archaic custom caused the Muslim community to argue that is wasn't about the meat but another excuse to attack their way of life and that Halal slaughter is a long established practice. Although hanging was a long established practice in Britain at one time it was banned because we all wish to move away from medieval barbarity and into the 21st century.

Halal meat comes from the inhumane slaughter of animals.

Muslim: 'This is just an another excuse to attack our way of life. This is a long established custom.'

'Oh right. Let's bring back hanging and beheading then, they were long established customs too.'

by jack.t.ripper December 15, 2008