HMU

Hit me up mostly seen on Snapchat or Instagram. Normally people say this when their bored and they need to talk to someone. If you see DHMU don't talk to then because their either busy or their not happy

Snapchat: Streaks HMU

Instagram story: HMU

by That.one.person August 24, 2017

HMFL

"Higher Mother Fucking Level". Originating in southwest Ohio, circa 2001, this phrase has become a near-indisputable rebuttal to the statement that something cannot be done.

"You think you're going to win this race? Please. You can't beat Sergio."
"Dude, I'm on an HMFL. I cannot be stopped."

"How the fuck did you pull that girl last night?!? She was HOT!"
"HMFL."

by bgholyfield March 12, 2014

hmjb

Hold my juice box. The child version of Hold My Beer (hmb) which is said before doing something stupid, typically under the influence of alcohol.

Made popular by the subreddit reddit.com/r/holdmyjuicebox which features gifs and videos of children doing stupid things.

kid 1: Should I try to fit all of these crayons in my undies?
kid 2: I bet you can't
kid 1: hmjb

by DAMP_PIGEONS June 26, 2017

hml

Commonly known as "Hit my Line" but misinterpreted as "Hate my Life" it could possibly mean both.

The retarded way to say "text me"

Gertrude we should hang sometime hml

by stxfanix May 24, 2015

Hmphsies

When something does not go your way with a guy or girl

Why wont he come nss....hmphsies

I thought she was gonna come home with me but then she had to take care of her drunk roomate, hmphsies!

by Chu face April 3, 2010

hmoly

shortened version of the phrase "holy moly"

Hmoly, this korean fried chicken is delicious.

by jonchoponcho May 16, 2018

hmm rabbet

hmm rabbet, was a meme started by the Beastars community. This meme explains that the main character of the show Beastars, Legoshi, is heavily attracted to another character, Haru. Usually this is accompanied by the character Juno, who has a crush on Legoshi, asking to kiss him.

Juno: Legoshi, please fucking kiss me!
Legoshi: hmm rabbet

by [deadname] April 12, 2021