Backwards Hats

BACKWARDS HATS
Wearing your baseball hat backwards means your ready to perform oral sex immediately (don't have to waste time to turn the bill out of the way).

"Girls with backwards hats are ready to do a Bill Clinton on me."

"Monica caught the eye of Bill Clinton cause she was wearing her backwards hat."

by JIM BLUE August 17, 2007

slap hats

An act in which two nude men stand facing one another, approximately eight inches apart, and swing their hips in such a manner that the hats of their flaccid penises slap together repeatedly. A third party can be introduced, however, the body motion must be changed to vertical.

There's fucking nothing going on tonight. Why don't we just slap hats?

by DangNasty October 5, 2006

HFTS

An acronym, "Hot From The Side"

Mary: OMG. HE'S SO HFTS.
"Hot Guy": -Turns to the other side-
Jane: With.. a giant mole the size of Canada on the other.

by TheLurveOfYourLife March 5, 2010

HFTS

High five that shit. Used in any situation where a high five would be accepted almost to the point of necessity

Tom - "Bro I just friggin got a 45 KDR in Black Ops!"
Bro - "HFTS bro!"
Tom - "Hell yeah!"

by Shnizz April 28, 2011

shi-hats

Extreme expression of dissapointment.

Most likely derived from 'shit'.

I've missed the bus again!!! Shi-hats!

by theRealSheep February 3, 2005

fitsa hats

Misspelling of Pizza Hut. Simple. But why it is so popular in Indonesia? Someone named Novel Bamukmin wrote this word on REPORT FORM OF AHOK`S TRIAL! He faked his former job as "working in Fitsa Hats" as he was ashamed that he worked in "kafir" company formerly, while his group FPI always shouts "it is not allowed to work in kafir owned company"

Kebanyakan makan fitsa hats jadi gila ente macam kaum bumi datar

"Because you eat fitsa hats too much, you are crazy like the flat earthers"

by fitsa hats March 29, 2017

two hats in a fireplace

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)

"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."

by Nieeeeeeeel December 19, 2007