General Granite

A roundish and content baby; other characteristics include excessive grunting and uncanny sleeping preferences.

General Granite wants more to eat.

by cpete April 12, 2007

Captain Granite

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.

I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.

by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011

squatters gromit

Yeast infection of the scrotum.

Shit my squatters gromit is itchy, I need some canesten.

by Ilovefrogs69 March 19, 2022

gromit

another term for asshole, butthole, shithole, and/or fart-faucet

dude, i ain't a bunch of pizza, now i have an irritable gromit.

by clitoRuss October 26, 2004

Gromit's tit

Gromit's tit is a type of controversey just as Hitler's Realm defines an entire block of history. More information can be found here:
http://stonedplanet.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=41&sid=5cfb3da53e4d49cffb18fbd191df8b11

It can also be used to describe something that is bad ass.

That concert was Gromit's tit.

by StonedPlanet May 2, 2009

groint

The sound one makes while somehow through some mysterious error snorts something up ones nose accidentaly.

What's this, Iodine? *SNIFF* GROINT!!!

by Zach "The Scotsman" Folkman October 29, 2003

Ada Gronick

An exclamation of surprise, shock, pain or anger. A mild replacement for such phrases as "Jesus Christ!!", "F**king hell!!" and "Holy S**t!!". Also a character in the film "The Kentucky Fried Movie".

Friend 1: "Are you alright?"
Friend 2: "No, I just trapped my hand in the door"
Friend 1: "Oooo, Ada Gronick!! That must have hurt!!"

by The Happy Homesick Alien February 23, 2008