grotch

A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet

Grotch is Graci Spiceland

by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013

oscar the grouch

(n) The passed-out girl you "have you way with"

(v) The act of "having your way" with a passed-out girl

1. Damn Billy-Bob, I fucked that Oscar the Grouch who passed out in the haypile during the drunken barn dance last night. I fucked her HARD.

2. I don't know what was more wrong - giving that 7 year old girl a beer, putting a roofie in it, or Oscar the Grouching her afterwards.

by Lenny the Fourth September 1, 2005

Grouch

An imaginary tycoon mogul that will own everything in the future. (Books, cars, magazines, recording studios, cellphones, computers, toilet paper etc.)

Yo man, Grouch is the future...theres no stopping it.

by Munnacles December 30, 2008

Grooch

singlewhite-eggnog is someone who is very very very very nice.
You can refer to anyone as a grooch, but you are also referring to them as singlewhite-eggnog.

kathie: singlewhite-eggnog is a grooch.
singlewhite-eggnog: yes i am

by dinosaaaaaawr December 28, 2008

Oscar the grouch

1. A character from sesame street that was always an asshole to everyone.

2. An incompetent ex (or soon to be ex) who always is in a bad mood and knows exactly how to drag you down.

"Hey! How was your night with your boy/girl?"

"God, like another episode of Sesame Street. I thought I got rid of Oscar the grouch once I hit puberty."

by ohshitwassup January 24, 2009

Groucho Marx

This is basically a combination of the Dirty Sanchez and Snorkel Gear, nuff said.

I gave that bitch the ol' Groucho Marx.

by Drizah November 21, 2007

Grouching

The act of being a grouch.

Ashley wouldn't quit grouching today. She's so bitter.

by ms24 October 6, 2010