Greasing the monkey

Masturbating

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!

by CakeHose May 23, 2009

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Gleason

An asshole who loves to put shampoo down your dick while your sleeping and jerk off to billy Madison

I once saw a Gleason and I was scared

by Fappy man October 7, 2018

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when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.

Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.

by Motzel Balls November 1, 2009

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logan gregson

Top shagger 🤣

What is a logan Gregson - that’s a top shagger that is 🤣

by My nigga John November 13, 2019

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gleason

To immediately throw away something that you know you will not keep later. (related) To jenny gleason is to completely purge oneself of all but life's essentials.

Ryan gleasoned his yogurt lid medal immediately following the office olympics, despite Pam looking on, reasoning that he would eventually toss it later anyways.

by lazycalifornian August 4, 2007

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