gratus

Something that's so cheap that it's basicly free.

1. "Have you seen that hooker over there?"
2. "She is so cheap that she is gratus."

by Mooh February 26, 2010

textual gratification

The high one gets from receiving a text message, particularly a text message related to a romantic/sexual interest. Those who need textual gratification tend to go through periods of anxiety while they are waiting to hear back from people they have texted.

"I need textual gratification, and I need it now!"

by Call Me Mr. Gee June 25, 2009

Grapist

A guy who dresses up in a grape costume to grape you, usually tying you to a radiator or taking your family to the basement and graping you for decades and decades. The Grapist usually has dark hair and drives a red Jeep. The Grapists mother is also a milf.

Grapist: Cmeer kids! im gonna grape ya in tha mouth!

by Tha Grapists beatch November 22, 2011

Unsexual gratification

Unsexual gratification- When a one night stand can turn from ecstasy into 18 years of pain because of paying child support, from a chick you didn't know had mental issues.

Man #1: Yeah brother I feel your pain, because that's the worst case of Unsexual gratification I've ever HEARD!
Man#2: 18 years of pain for 5 minutes of ECSTASY with that crazy woman!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 30, 2016

greatist hit

A euphemism usually used for a crappy game brought down to 20 dollars to attract more sales.

Where FInal Fantasy X and Legend of Zelda are, DBZ Bukodai and John Madden's fishing are not greatists hits.

by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005

Grats on Bad

Congratulations on being terrible.
Way to lose that.
That's pathetic!

Derived from a bunch of people on Mug'thol in World of Warcraft.

Way to go Jim, Grats on Bad!

by Jonny John December 24, 2006

gravis

thats cool or thats "gravis"

dude that band we just saw was gravis

by cake_ May 30, 2006