GOT GRANGER

A sub-sect of the Potter Verse created by those who have a yen for one Hermione Granger. Or anyone else who has a pulse and has seen a magazine in the last 5 years. Usually those who day dream to excess about "Hermione Granger bra-less on a warm summers day". A nerdy lot to be sure, but more die hard loyal fans, there are not, anywhere else to be found. Those proud few who would in fact eat their way through a boxcar filled with ex-lax and hold their farts indefinitely for a chance to bask in her reverent glow.

"I'm thirsty, what you got?" D-Bag One says.

"I've GOT GRANGER!" replies D-Bag Two.

Death of a Virgin Nerd: "If only I had GOT GRANGER on myself in time"!!!

by SpicyJew79 July 18, 2011

Hermione Granger

Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.

Hermione Granger is brilliant!

by HarryPotterBuffy February 27, 2022

Gaggerbagger

Someone who is the designated Gaggerbagger would not be aloud to Drink in a party.. instead they will walk around with gag bag's and make sure noone spews on the floor..

ToY today its your turn to be the desi gaggerbagger..
Jason today its your turn to be the desi gaggerbagger..
(insert name) today its your turn to be the desi gaggerbagger..

by Talon Farrell October 17, 2007

Google Gagger

When one person surfs through google 24/7 .

Dougie your such a google gagger don't you have anything else to do.

by Criz Cruz November 3, 2011

Granger

The White Knight of men that stop at nothing to promote SJW culture through bad jokes and satire, but they really are just shittalkers that just want to get laid more than anything

Granger: Rape jokes are not okay, anyway, white people are so stupid haha- wanna fuck?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Granger: I dont care- _koochie_
Regular Human Being: That fake af dude is definatly a Granger

by IIIlllIII May 8, 2019

Grigger

(Slang) Derogatory term referring to those with a "green" skin tone. Similar to the term "ginger".

Sally: "That girl is such a slut!"
Joe: "You're just upset because her baby's got a grigger for a daddy."

by ToWhomItMayConcern August 23, 2009

grangers

a skate style helmet. originated from the protection used and required for 'g'ravity 'rangers' looking for extreme sports

man we can jump off that but have you got your grangers

by armin August 26, 2003