Gooberism

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

Goobermensch

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.

"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"

by retracj April 8, 2009

goobed out

1. to be sleepy or very tired.

2. To nap on the couch all the time.

Sandi looked goobed out after a long night of playing computer games.

Sandi is always goobed out on the couch when she has nothing to do.

by J.Heinz March 11, 2014

seba gooba

One acting crazy or not rational. Like a clown.

Matt : Yo what’s up with seba?

Nick : he’s just being mad Seba Gooba that’s all.

by Sebagoobaman December 22, 2022

GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.

First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)

by a GOOBER BANDIT June 18, 2009

goofy goober

a silly quirky person...usually used to describe a little kid

You're such a goofy goober

by LuckyLuna July 16, 2010