When a girl is having her time of the month. It just sounds more pleasant than saying . Hey, I've got my period. Or the lame ass , aunt flo is here. And using the word car as another term for tampon is even better than saying tampon.
by Roxxknows April 14, 2016
When you tape the bottom of an open beer can on the metal bar on the inside of your garage door, hit the button to open the door and stand under the can and drink the beer as it pours out.
Q: “Why are you covered in beer?” A: “We were just garage dooring and only half of the beer spilled on me!”
by MasterBates61704 January 30, 2022
White suburban males who in high school smoked cigarettes in their mom’s garage, listened only to Pearl Jam, and try to recreate their high school glory days by drinking sub-par alcohol, attending too many concerts, puking on strangers at concerts, buying concert posters to decorate their man caves, holding annual men-only gatherings in the desert, and undervalue the women in their lives. While these men are productive members of society with good paying careers, they are still are victims of the “failure to launch” syndrome.
Look at that guy - a PBR in one hand and a perfectly stored concert poster in the other. If he had a third hand he’d grope an unsuspecting chick. Oh no…he just barfed on the girl in front of him. What a garage dawg.
by Miklovelka May 16, 2023
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by buckeh November 30, 2013
When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.
Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.
by Kanary November 14, 2010