Fuzzy Foo

The little balls made up of dried toliet paper and feckle matter clumped together that hang from the hairs on someone's butt crack.

I was bored last night so I spent about an hour picking the fuzzy foo off of my butt crack.

by 106np July 19, 2016

Fuzzy shark

a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.

Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.

by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011

Fuzzy Mimosa

A hairy, but absolutely wonderfully tight and warm, female vagina.

I fingered Sandy's fuzzy mimosa last night. She was so tight and wet. She was flopping around and squirting like a porn star.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

fuzzy clam

the woman's sexual organ.

john couldn't wait to get down Jessy's pants to get to her fuzzy clam.

by Traci W July 1, 2006

Fuzzy Wilkinson

When a man/woman steamroles there unshaved gooch over someones nose

Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and they gave me a fuzzy wilkinson when I was sleeping.

by Gooch857 February 18, 2009

fuzzy navel

An extremely popular alcoholic beverage of the 1980s. Even guys were drinking this fruity concoction made of 1 shot of Vodka, 1 shot of Peach Schnapps and 2-3 parts orange juice. The best Fuzzy Navel would use REAL UNconcentrated orange juice. Wannabee "Cocktail" bartenders like Tom Cruise would argue which Schnapps was the best. Conclusively if it was/is a Schnapps made in Europe or Canada, it would very likely qualify as good enough. Bols from the Netherlands was a fine choice of many Nancy boy bartenders and good enough for the straight crowd as well.

Dwight: *- dancing to 'Safety Dance' -* "Hey Bro, could you order me a Fuzzy Navel!?"
Pat: *- staring at him like he just got pissed on -* "What is THAT man??!"
Dwight: *- exiting the dance floor seriously perturbed -* "Forget it man; just keep sucking on your pathetic wobbley pop loser."
Beth: *- overhearing the argument -* "Did I hear you say 'Fuzzy Navel!?' I'd love one; and can I take you home tonight so I can blow your socks off!"

by psiscott April 27, 2006

fuzzy musket

to put ones bare posterior directly above a sleeping person's nose and proceed to release wet flatulence upon them.

That bitch Tom gave me a wet willy in class...thought he was so funny...so I snuck into his room and gave him a fuzzy musket! It even splattered a little!

by TheAndy May 2, 2006