fuzzy taco shop

When a woman gives her man a handjob utilizing a tortilla and spit as lubricant. Once he cums woman makes a burrito with said tortilla.

My girl was hungry, so I took her to the fuzzy taco shop.

by Ridebb January 30, 2018

fuzzy random

The most accurate description of what a woman would call logical, from a man's point of view. What a woman thinks is logic seems totally illogical to a man, and sometimes, vica-versa. It usually leads to a dissagreement on what meaning there is to a statement. Basically any situation involving something that seems or is completely normal to you but causes conflict from people reading too much into it.

Man: Honey, do you want to try that new menu at the bar tonight? They have some nice low-fat stuff on there.
Woman: So now I'm fat am I?
Man: No! OK, if you're going all fuzzy random on me, we'll go to Maccas.

OR

Man: Let's head to the beach babe, the guys reckon it's awesome down there.
Woman: I'm not your damn trophy, do you have to parade me around in my bikini in front of the whole beach?
Man: Where the hell did that come from? Damn fuzzy-random excuse for logic you got there...

by Dr_Snapid January 6, 2006

fuzzy nar nar

dirty weed. the kind you let fall off your lap while trying to roll a blunt. it usually ends up on the floor of your car, most likely damp from the orange soda u spilled earlier. You pick it up, blow it off, and proceed. aka Daytona Dirty

"we don't got that fire son, we smokin fuzzy nar nar!"

by MissDirtyDaytona January 25, 2010

fuzzy flounder

A term referring to a vagina.

I fucked her fuzzy flounder till she was blue in the face.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Fuzzy Watermelon

Noun. The act of spreading shaved pubic hairs on a woman's breasts (or "watermelons") after having ejaculated on them, following tittyfucking, thereby making her watermelon's fuzzy.

Christina was unable to show any cleavage this morning because she had been fuzzy watermeloned the night before.

by NomNomNomduPair March 29, 2009

Fuzzy February

For the month of February any/all men shall grow out any and all facial hair they can grow. Rules are

1. You can either shave or not shave on January 31st to start the celebration

2. no shaving the entire month

3. If you can grow a full beard, you MUST grow a full beard.

So all men embrace his new tradition that makes us all feel manly.

It is also a pre game that you can lead into March Mustache Madness with.

Brooke: James your beard is disgusting

James: I dont care its Fuzzy February



James: Dude i love fuzzy February!! 28 days of no shaving!!

Nic: If only i could grow a good beard like you!!

James: Man it feels good

by James Meyerhoff February 2, 2009

Fuzzy Door

Vagina, clit, sausage wallet, beaver teeth, silk funnel........

He spent all night Knocking on her fuzzy door.

by Dick donkey April 1, 2011