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fists of fury 

a competition when you and all your major dude friends jack off till they can't possibly jack off anymore. The major dude that jacks off the most in shortest period of time wins. There are many rounds and degrees of champion. House rules apply.
My major dude friend Jonathan busted his nut for 13 rounds in less than two hours and attained the prestigous heavyweight crown(no spit allowed) in the bi-monthly fists of fury comp.
fists of fury by jeffrey effrey April 12, 2007
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the fookin fury 

What you release when you do something completely outrageous and troll-esque like pour ice-cold water on the lap of the person who a second ago was enjoying themselves while they were either trying to A: spectate something very important like the hockey game of the century or B: speak one's mind carelessly while in the first-class cabin of an airliner or C: do anything else that might (but will not necessarily) annoy the people around him. Chances are that this person deserved(see:drunkard) the cold liquidy waft of chill on his or her cajones. Note that the fookin fury can only be deemed released when the person goes completely ape-shit and may be formidable enough to soon render you busy with a weekload of pain. For a classic example, see: Yngwie Malmsteen's jetliner incident in Japan.
Malmsteen: "(yelling at the woman who released the fookin fury) I kill you motherfocker! nu jävlar!! You've released the fookin fuuury!... YOU RELEASED THE FOOKIN FUUUUURYYY...
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... see you in Tokyo, bitch!"
the fookin fury by yuri sarturi December 3, 2007
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drink from the fury cup 

"dya drink from the fury cup?"
"hell no,

Fists of Fury 

1971 Bruce Lee epic motion picture about Kung-Fu and masturbation.
Bruce Lee, starring as Cheng Chao-an said to Hsiu Chen, "Beat it or I will kill you right now", thus was born Fists of Fury.
Fists of Fury by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Dookie Fury 

When you're in a rush and really have to piss, so you go into the bathroom to do your buisness, but realize you have to take a dump as well; immediately becoming enraged and angry.
Seth: holy crap i have to take a major leak!
Dammit! i gotta shit too. now I'm late and I have Dookie Fury!!!!!!!!

Dick Fury 

A rush of adrenaline experienced by men while holding their own fully erect penis, usually followed by a testosterone-fueled session of angry masturbation.
"Cody felt powerful with his erection in his hand, his vision going red as he was overcome by dick fury."
Dick Fury by Bartizan February 27, 2015

Glitcher Fury 

A glitcher fury is a person who can glitch something on purpose in a game. Most people like to call them hackers but they aren't really. The word Glitcher stands for how broken he/she feels in their life. The word Fury stands for how emotional the person is and that their emotions has turned into pure rage. A Glitcher Fury is NOT a hacker, this is cause a Glitcher Fury wouldn’t hack for information or to find stuff for fun. A Glitcher Fury would hack to release the rage he/she feels in life, even though they know the rage will always come back.
A girl found out that her boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend, she goes on a game and changes the codes to mess up whatever was to perfect in her mind. That girl will live her life remembering what happened and will live with the emotions and hack games and mess with the servers to make her feel “ok.” Even though she really is hurting inside which would make her a Glitcher Fury.
Glitcher Fury by HH Explanatory November 4, 2018