Bartizan's definitions

Dick Fury

A rush of adrenaline experienced by men while holding their own fully erect penis, usually followed by a testosterone-fueled session of angry masturbation.

"Cody felt powerful with his erection in his hand, his vision going red as he was overcome by dick fury."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015

Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015