fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.

One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010

Trump fucked

To have the ability to do some real good with what you have and just piss it away for general reasons.....

Damn dawg. You could have helped dem people living beside you but you just Trump fucked em.

by Beowulf78 September 4, 2017

Tuk-fucked

When you get fucked over by a tuk-tuk driver in Thialand.

"All I wanted was to go to my hotel, but that three wheeled peice of shit brought me to his uncle's jewelry store, three temples, and some of the most nasty parts of Bangkok."

"Welcome to Bangkok, sounds like you got thoroughly tuk-fucked."

by Willmanwho November 21, 2017

I can't be fucked

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

Nigger-fucked

When someone (typically female) has been thoroughly fucked and ejaculated in by a nigger(s). This is not usually a stand-alone event. Being nigger-fucked lowers a woman’s self-esteem to such a degree that they cannot recover (hence the term “once you go black, you don’t go back). This phenomenon can furthermore be attributed to drug use along with the fact that no one even desires to fuck them except for niggers afterwards.

1) Shirley has been nigger-fucked so many times that the only white guy in town that would fuck her was a tweaker named Kevin.

2) You can tell by Shirley’s Facebook friend’s list that she was no stranger to being nigger-fucked.

3) After several years of being nigger-fucked for drugs Shirley’s pussy was destroyed and ravaged by disease.

by The Word on the Streets June 25, 2016

fuck me in the ozarks

An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.

"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

Fucked Six Ways To Sunday

1. Absolutely Shitfaced
2.A situation in which there is no way to get out of it. You Can't Lie, bargain, cry, plead, beg, or joke your way out of being fucked six ways to sunday

1. He drank to the point of being fucked six ways to sunday.
2. I sent that angry email about the boss, to the boss by mistake. Now I'm fucked six ways to sunday.

by MrFallout May 20, 2016