go fuck yourself with a sausage

go fuck yourself with a sausage , means fuck yourself with a sausage , so if your reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage

E.g : Brigita is annoying mark JR , so mark jr tells her : Go fuck yourself with a sausage

by TheDictionaryFromTheWORLD October 17, 2015

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Fuck Me With A hot Poker

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.

Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.

by ~dark_in_Stereo January 29, 2005

fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017

fuck hoes with money onnit

Person who's life means: hoes and money.

fuck hoes with money onnit

by n4t3d14zz December 10, 2020

fuck me with an aids dick

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.

In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"

by rytola April 12, 2014