fart factory

(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.

Orin is such a damn fart factory, that's 5 in a row!

by Rhern February 28, 2005

sick fart

n. A particularly rank or offensive smelling flatulatory expulsion, especially one that comes during a time of illness.

The flu was pretty much several weeks of wallowing in my own sick farts.

by J.T. Jetplane May 31, 2006

Whistle-fart

A mind- body-spirit technique used to focus the mind. It takes complete concentration to whistle and fart simultaneously. To pull off the technique you have to completely empty the mind of extraneous worry about the past or future and then let go. After doing the whistle-fart a sense of calm and happiness fills the mind and body and spreads happiness to people in the local area.

Kylie: After this morning's shift I don't know if I can find the strength to do tonight's split shift!

Alan: Why don't you try a whistle-fart? It will simultaneously clear your mind and make you feel better right now.

by rufflesal May 20, 2010

orchestrated bro-fart

a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.

My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.

by drickhurt August 1, 2011

high-octane fart

A deadly noxious concoction of gases escaping the asshole & knocking down unconscious, any living being within a 100 metre radius

Johnson was surrounded by the Talibans but just in the nick of time he managed to pump out a powerful high-octane fart & managed to hold his ground without firing a single round. He was awarded the purple fart 💜💨

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

risky fart

When one is unsure if the abdominal pressure one is about to release will come out in gaseous form, solid form or some combination of the two, this is described as a 'risky fart', due to the certain degree of danger in the release (the risk that you might follow through).

Curries and other spicy foods are a prime cause of risky farts.

Whew, that was a great curry last night. It caused a few risky farts today though.

by Tinlad May 9, 2006

hippo fart

A very large smelly fart, the kind of which you would expect from a two-ton mammal, but actually coming from a human.

Hey dude, don't be cutting those hippo farts around me. You belong in a zoo.

by LaughingAloud November 3, 2005