freethinker

A person whose only believe is science and not god. Some freethinkers believe that god has abandoned us for a long time ago.

God doesn't exist. The bible said nothing about dinosaurs and that the earth was flat.

by Anonymous January 3, 2005

freet

A fart that is captured in a container or an enclosed area.

I did a freet in an empty jar and mailed it to my freind. He opened the jar and smelled my ass.

by t c December 23, 2003

freatard

Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.

That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.

by dixie123 October 5, 2006

Fretaphobia

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.

Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!

by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008

deer fret links

the fret of the deer .. dont forget the links SILLY GOOSE

deer fret links is a very good looking intelligent figure. tlak to shim

by zimzimrawr July 5, 2008

Freat

Fucking neat

Bob: Hey did you see those fireworks, they were freat!
Rob: are you high or something?

Bob: freat means fucking great you retard. I'm ditching you until you find the time to culture yourself you worthless swine

by Kim_Jong_Un_loves_Korea July 16, 2016

frectic

frantic + hectic = frectic

hehehehhe Leprechaun made up the word frectic

by Jamey Poochhhy October 25, 2006